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Jokes about the stock exchange

One person won the lottery 50 million and went to an investment fund. The specialist advises: – 10 million invest in bonds, 10 million in “blue chips“, 10 million in risky stocks, 10 million in real estate, and on 10 million buy rockets and fire on the Arabs. – Why?!! – the lucky one is surprised. – I do not know for sure, – specialist answers, – but the Jews do just that. Stock analyst and broker collide at the elevator. Broker (maliciously): – well, even now you will say – up or down? Analyst Response: – We need a clear definition on which floor we are now. In any case, we will not rise above the roof, and don't go below the basement. Although it is possible that, that the elevator gets stuck or the direction of travel changes due to an emergency.

Super Traders (Introduction)

Day trading with shares on the US stock market appeared relatively recently., somewhere in the mid 90s. Once the development of technology made it possible to install remote trading terminals, the first companies began to appear, offering their clients to try themselves on this, historically dotted with roses and thorns, cornfield. This was done in various forms., Certainly, not free at all. Some broker dealers, for example, offered remote access with account opening. Mostly, clients were provided with trading platforms, not for traders, and for investors for long and medium term. On the subject of opening and closing positions platforms worked slowly, but for investment speed and did not require. Opened an account, transferred money, – and forward. In this form, many companies operate to this day., and many of them are thriving.. There were other firms, offering more professional conditions directly in their trading floors. The situation in them was somewhat reminiscent of a casino.. The client comes, gives cash or personal check. Here's a computer for you – Come on! Lost money – let's have more. Not, – Come, when will. Nobody really taught clients anything. What for? Actually, такие полу-тотализаторы действовали в США ещё с незапамятных времен. Without computers of course. Calculation there, certainly, was not for professionals, but out of them came such, in the future serious people, как Ларри Ливингстон, звездный игрок Уолл-Стрит на понижение начала …

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Ten most stupid and expensive mistakes of stock market players

September 2006 of the year. Company J trader. P. Morgan Securities Japan pressed the wrong key on the computer, as a result of which the wrong shares were put up for sale. When the error was discovered, J. P. Morgan Securities Japan had to buy the sold securities again. Judging by that, what afternoon, when the error was discovered, stock index rose, the shares had to be redeemed at a higher price. According to experts, the company's losses from a wrong transaction will not exceed 50 million dollars. June 2006 of the year. Japanese company Tachibana Securities placed a sell order 2,6 thousand. shares of the Internet company Adways at a price 1670 Yen (14,47 dollar) for paper, despite the fact that the day before the company placed 2,4 thousand. shares on 1,4 million yen (12 thousand. Dollars) for pike. Although the mistake was noticed instantly, and the order was canceled, 1482 shares have already been sold. The broker estimated the losses in more than 1,5 million dollars.

Wall Street Film / Wall street

An old movie about the stock exchange, interesting to see -) Description: Bad Fox, young and extremely ambitious broker, lives in the heart of the world, where everything has a price, everything can be bought and sold. He is determined to reach the top, become the best. Seeking support, he seeks an acquaintance with the old predator Gordon Gekko, and he reveals to him the secrets of mastery. Fast money, luxury women, all the pleasures of the world in the hands of Bud, and the financial flows seething around bring even more money, more possibilities, more temptations. You just need to overtake this prey ...

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