In response to another package of sanctions from the EU and the United States, the Russian president issued a decree, according to which each resident of the country must independently gouge out one eye.
84 percent of Russians unambiguously approved the new order of the country's leadership.
– Don't understand, how I used to live with two eyes, this is a heavy and uncomfortable overkill, – writes in his new column on the website `` Kostolomskaya Pravda" journalist Ulyana Stoybeda.
– It's high time to get rid of two-eyed, imposed on us by the West, – confident political scientist Sergei Mrakov. specialist также отметил, what is an important part of the solution – its extreme democracy, since every Russian can freely choose, which eye to gouge out – left or right.
Philosopher Alexander Byakin stated, that one-eyed – it is a root Eurasian value, and that the great commander Subedey-Bagatur was able to instill in the Kalka Russian princes a taste for true Eurasianism precisely because of this, that was crooked in one eye.
Besides, many experts say, that now the domestic production of monocles will receive a powerful impetus for advanced development.
