Good joke, жизненная:
Знакомый: Как думаешь, where paper X will go?
I: Down most likely.
Знакомый: Why is that?
I: Resistance worked, there was an impulse, now correction …la la, blah blah etc.….
Знакомый: And you have a position on this paper, какая?
I: Yes, eat, major position, just bought.
Знакомый: HOW SO???!!! Ты же говоришь, that the paper will go down!!! Why bought???
I: Yes, right, I think, the paper will go down. And I bought it because, that the system gave a buy signal.