stock market analyst

One person won the lottery 50 million and went to an investment fund. The specialist advises: – 10 million invest in bonds, 10 million in “blue chips“, 10 million in risky stocks, 10 million in real estate, and on 10 million buy rockets and fire on the Arabs. – Why?!! – the lucky one is surprised. – I do not know for sure, – specialist answers, – but the Jews do just that. Stock analyst and broker collide at the elevator. Broker (maliciously): – well, even now you will say – up or down? Analyst Response: – We need a clear definition on which floor we are now. In any case, we will not rise above the roof, and don't go below the basement. Although it is possible that, that the elevator gets stuck or the direction of travel changes due to an emergency.